I’ve always figured Harlan Knapple, Mack the Knife, Minny the Moocher, and all those other people Dad used to talk about were invented just to scare kids.
Well little fella he was real and his name was Carlan Maple. He got drafted into the army, henceforth the reason for his celebrating in my room. He also had to sleep on the couch, which makes it a little difficult for a love life. He still was a squirrel.
I’ve always figured Harlan Knapple, Mack the Knife, Minny the Moocher, and all those other people Dad used to talk about were invented just to scare kids.
I think those were all cautionary tales.
It’s the premiere of The Boss. Love it!
It’s also the first use of the term “dirty leg.”
I hate to break it to you, but Harlan Kapple was real.
Well little fella he was real and his name was Carlan Maple. He got drafted into the army, henceforth the reason for his celebrating in my room. He also had to sleep on the couch, which makes it a little difficult for a love life. He still was a squirrel.
I was thinking his name was more awesome than Harlan Knapple, and I was right – Carlan Maple it was.